I was watching a movie titled Teeth, a light-hearted comedy about an abstaining-until-marriage teenage girl with a carnivorous twat, when it occurred to me just how fucked up Abstinence-only Sex Ed. is.

I guess I can see the rationale of a “Just Say No“ campaign. This was the tactic of first lady Nancy Reagan in the war against drugs of the ’80’s, and some of us remember what a drug-free time that was. This total denial can work for illegal substances since there are plenty of legal drugs you can get (in 40 ounce doses ) and addicts aren’t sexy ( “No, no, no” ) 

To deny the biological momentum from millions of years of evolution — or thousands of years of “Thou shalt be Fruitful and Multiply” for the Creationists, is actually denial of reality in favor of the utopia found up their own asses — which is also forbidden, hypocrites. Those that disobey will be punished, spiritually and it seems LEGALLY  too.

Even masturbation is chastised — your hands are the ENEMY! A shame since the internet is full of “illustrative” videos that encourage or comprehensively demonstrate this birth control method. Sure, the good book says not to spill the seed (use thy sock); then again, at 16 you were married back then and needed to be producing children for Israel — cause the Canaanites  are always beef’in (still are). Trying to live today by these archaic rules is the central problem of all this.

If you teach kids the full story maybe 1 in 4 girls wouldn’t have an STD and the teen pregnancy rate would fade back down. It’s biology, which we still mostly teach in school. These topics in the subject are far more relevant than the slimy chambers of a cow’s stomach (the lactose intolerant don’t give a shit!). A fair and balanced presentation like this popular web site  should be the norm, not the exception.

Keeping kids dumb is a sure way to get more dumb kids — ask the Spears Family

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