Tough week for Obama, huh? He’s outed as a terrorist, threatened with castration, and talks down to niggas. After his Herculean effort at not letting his race be an issue for his election, the dreaded N-word rises from it’s grave, tunneling through the concrete of Hart Plaza Detroit like John Henry through iron, to drag his taupe mulatto ass back to the plantation.

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The New Yorker cover is patently satire despite igniting faux uproar on the very media channels that have questioned or brought up his fictional Islamic radicalism – i.e. ridiculous bullshit. We‘ll discuss this – audibly and in an organized fashion – on the next Dominion Cast coming soon. Barack’s negritude has never been seriously in question, although some have asked is he black enough. Race, being a social construct based on physical traits, in which one drop of African blood makes you black for several generations, he‘s definitely black. By this convention he maybe blacker than me, who has been passively intimidating non-blacks and serving as “my black friend” for years. The things I’ll do for the promise of grape drink.

Chet, the news reporter, asks the question whether black folks speaking to other black folks refering to black folks as “niggas” is offensive. To us spades, the obvious answer is NO Suh! Is he asking this of whites, no doubt part of his audience, as well? The answer doesn’t matter, since if the freedom to say the word hurts you you’re a racist anyway and should suffer. We won this in the battle for civil rights: an extra word taken from your lexicon and bragging rights during the month of February – a 28 day division of the European calendar aptly named from the Latin word for purification, as we can take a prolonged shit of historical grievances on y’all and affirm our strength.

Had our ancestors been able to keep their native languages, we could’ve conversed in that patois and this whole issue would have never come up. What do Hispanics call themselves in Spanish? Who gives a fuck? How about a compromise? With the power I wield as the handsome witty genius Dominus of this the Dominion of Digg (until the other digg tries to sue us and we end up changing the name) it is my DECREE that citizen posters may refer to African Americans as simply “black”. A six-syllable discount in expression!

The real issue is hypocrisy. Jesse Jackson, this self-righteous nigga, said the word should die. He attended it’s funeral in Detroit, as opposed to Mississippi or Virginia – it’s mostly likely birth place, and yet still uses it. Mr. Rainbow coalitions “hymie town” comments cost him his shot and now he’s hating on Obama – who’s transcended the divisive politics Jackson banked on.

Thanks for enduring this rant that has been stated more succinctly by esteemed others.

Poor, poor Elizabeth.

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