First off, sorry for not posting yesterday. As full editor and director of the Dominion Cast, I was slaving over a hot hard drive sculpting episode three. Amplifying segments, equalizing out noise, cutting crap, and finding sound clips to season up the awesome of an hour on super hero movies of the summer as viewed by two major movie and collossal comic geeks, my loud ass, and an ever patient hostess.

Such long arduous work can drive one to the delusion of declaring that aliens are real … AND THEY ARE!

Exhibit A.  Ok, despite the obvious wig, he’s only alien to our ideas of sanity, maturity and childcare- but he does fit the witness descriptions.

They are not emotionally stunted has-been pop stars, nor are they poor folks crossing oceans and jumping fences to get here because they took the Statue Liberty at her word. I disapprove of the use of that word “alien” for members of our species that work and live here. “Illegal Alien” is a purposefully scary political term, like “urban dweller” – worthy of a Monster Manual entry showcasing their ability to blend into shadow, violent greed, Athletics +10 and diamond-crusted platinum hoards kept around their necks and in their mouths.

Visitors would be better, but ironically it’s associated with the mid-80’s sci-fi mini-series V that portrays an alien invasion of Earth. Sad thing is many view national aliens slightly better than reptile charlatans from space. Trying to peel off the face of Latinos to reveal scaly reptilian flesh or trying to feed them small rodents – although Peruvians do enjoy guinea pig, broiled not breathing – would in many ways make things worse. Immies, that’s cute.

That this article is being written and read proves life on Earth, the intelligence of either writer or reader is debatable. The very next planet we visit shows signs of past life, Martian micro-fossils. There’s a shit load of planets, you do the math - I don’t want to, my place is to inspire. Fairly decent estimates say it’s more than likely extraterrestial civilizations are out there, but whether they’re nice like ET or would love humans with a dash of teriyaki sauce a la Xenomorphs  is an x factor.

If they exist and have the technology would they come to Earth? Why the HELL not! We’ve been fantasizing about other worlds for millennia. If we’re the Mississippi of the galactic arm I’d be offended, but understanding. We have been broadcasting the various ways we’d fuck up aliens were they to come here for decades now, spoilers on a cosmic order. Will Smith they already know will punch them in the jaw with a witty catch phrase, and now he has SUPER POWERS! Then again, some well known Earthlings may worship them.

Amidst crack pots, credible witnesses of their presence abound.

To suggest it was Shepard whom probed him in that lonely capsule would be disrespectful to this American hero – and too easy. I’m not an uber conspiracy nut, but conspiracies do exist. Cheating on a test with an accomplice fits the definition. 911: Arabian terrorist team conspiracy, but JFK was a CIA conspiracy. People hide things, so why wouldn’t a government made up of people that got their mitts on a downed saucer in ‘47 and may need an edge in the nuclear world war the Reds are instigating? The Korean War was bad enough without saucer borne nuclear ray guns spreading the havoc from China to California when we just beat Japan and Germany; would MASH have even existed?

I’m going to take a break from editing to watch the new X Files flick – complete with Xhibit –  in a foil hat.

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