Against the prevailing wisdom of her family, a young woman of 22 named Flora began to date her 80-ish college professor, Truman Packed. Over a shared appreciation for botany, their loved blossomed. The two courted for several months, planting the seeds of romance, but upon trying to reap fruit from their mutual passion it was found – due to advanced years – Packed’s withered stalk wouldn’t rise.

An old friend from the biology department, Dr. Hardamon, suggested a experimental surgery to help his colleague. Muscles from the trunk of an elephant would be grafted on to his member to stimulate better circulation in his situation. Desperate to keep his beautiful love, Truman agreed. The operation went well; the gamble paid off. Long anticipation exploded in a gloriously ecstatic union, that could only result in Professor’s Paked’s proposal to his sweet flower – and it’s grateful acceptance. An somewhat traditional gentleman, Truman insisted the next consumation would only be made with her as his bride.

At the family dinner before the wedding, Flora let temptation get a hold of her – as she secretly took hold of Truman’s triumph under the table. Little cousin Eddie offered a plate of potatoes to the groom-to-be when suddenly a wrinkled grey dick shot up from the professor’s lap, wrapped around a spud and shot just as quick out of sight!!! Flora recoiled in fright as Eddie grasped his fork for protection.

The frivolity at the table turned to shocked wonder. After a few moments, Flora’s mother found the courage to speak.
“Professor, … I didn’t quite … catch that. Could you … do it again?”

Old Packed shifted uncomfortably in his seat, then shyly admited to all,
“I would, madame. But, I’m afraid, I don’t have room in my ass for another baked potato.”

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