I’ve been a long time fan of the dramatic cop show: The Shield, The Wire, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Law and Order: CI, Law & Order: PF (Paralegal Filing).

Drama is an important part of a well-balanced creative meal of inspiration – and no it doesn’t make you gay unless it’s Grey Anatomy or another primetime soap of Intern X screwing Dr. Mc-Y behind Mrs. Z‘s back. I look forward to … wait … what?

… JAY LENO IS STILL ON THE AIR ?!?!?

I haven’t watched the Tonight Show since I couldn’t stay up past 11, let alone since Mighty Mandible has been hosting. My super exceptional high school had me watching Nightline in my adolescence. We got Cable then there was always some soft-core porn or kick ass violent action flick on. In college, I never got home before 1 am from the library/party/bar/game session/ date or all to often third base grope fest. Today, I’m on the Internet learning about the world and arguing over message boards on vital issues like which Voltron is coolest with the TV playing in the background of my peripheral vision. Now this squeaky-voiced has been is snatching away the 10’o clock spot of my tragic ER and New York District Attorney “Hang‘em High” McCoy .

I’ve caught Conan quite a bit and like his show. It’s easy to see it’s geared for our generation and I’ve been afraid of the comedic castration an earlier time slot will give him. Now I still am, and have a to contend with Jay Leno entering my perception with innuendo laden quips and depressing interviews with the dumbest people in our society – I meant Jay Walking, not the celebrity interviews … but isn‘t either apt? Unless Leno’s new show is him jumping over burning things on one of his vintage motorcycles without a helmet while interviewing Tom Cruise in the bitch seat, I see myself being pissed and NBC being assured I’m not watching.

I guess it makes sense from a business perspective. Their hour dramas are a bit weak and there is a financial crunch going on. Selling your blood and semen all day can leave you wiped and turning in earlier, let me tell you. Any recommendation for 10’ o clock network shows? I’ll watch CSI, but only with Rib – and only then if she bakes cookies and makes popcorn every time. If Goddess Gynarch Oprah will let her make them.

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