Internet love, that is. Net nookie. Finding friends.

As the tendrils of da Dominion spread through out the world like an all girl Japanese high school, we invite you to be touched. Good touch, outside of the swimsuit zone … or consensually within, no judgments but statutory conviction will not be risked.

We’re on several popular networking sites and invite you become friends with da Dominion:

Twitter
This new deal where you can basically text everyone you know with the inane details of your life as it’s happening. Very novel. I get up to shit and you can learn the quantity, color and quality in moments. More appropriately, share your geeky thoughts with others and enrich our Truth while inspiring discussion. Don’t like this post? You could’ve prevented it.

Dominion Space
The weird life of my 17-year-old cousin – my most active friend so far – is really creeping me out and filling me with concern over the future of da Dominus bloodline. You’ve got eight months of getting to know me. Now, what about you? Don’t be shy. I assure you you’re not the only one twisted enough to subscribe to our counter-cultural orthodoxy. Many wouldn’t even know what that is, mouth breathers. They’ve got thousands of “friends” though, like a Costco caseload of douche.

Stumble Upon Me (I’ll help you up)
Like Twitter but with all web content. I stumble my own shit often, but occasionally I’ll see something HIGH – larious on the net and remember that I’ve got a Stumble tool bar, therefore add it for Dominion approval. Share your likes and, as we share common interests already, I’ll stumble it if not dissect the item in our customary insightfully offensive way.

Digg Digga da Dominus
The same thing as Stumble Upon, but SU didn’t steal my name without notice. That smug super-sized internet monolith. Their day will come … it will be a cold day.

Citizens of da Dominion
Our content rich homegrown forums … foray? …forumi? … I’m not really Latin you know! All the entertainment of the blog solidified and multiplied. Videos, Citizen articles, Fan Factions, Geek pantheons – so many things to make your day at the office manageable. The place to propose your own Truths and showcase your talents without the time consuming mess of starting your own blog, and therefore facing destruction as a competitor. Now is the time to get in before the impending revamp planned by Hunin.

There they are. If you like a certain network we’ve missed comment on one below. You’ve read this far so here’s your reward: a review of what maybe the most comprehensive Sci-Fi RPG game book in a while written by your Dominus and published by our allies at Fear the Boot.

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