Dominion Cast 24 – Nerds A Plenty

Joined by Hunin, Marcel, Wordsymthe, Rib, Chocolate Lyra and Heaven, we discuss the mainstream appeal of nerditry and compare geekspertise.

Dominion Cast 24 download 64 mins, 58 MB

Music from B-Sides by Chill Carrier

Marcel, Baron of DC
New Jargon: GEEKSPERTISE!
Musical Prejudice
Wordsymthe the Bride
Political Fatigue
Ribs Privates
Plug!!!
Heavenly Views
Chocolate News Lady
Geeks and Nerd-ipillars
Weirdos and Just Fans
Sporty Geek: Our
Lionhearts
Why the Love?
Geeks in Media
BUY OUR SHIT!

Jovian Horizon – Exploration Log 04

Six figures with mechanical wings drifted onto the skimmer’s top deck. The avian aliens wielding strange wood and crystal staves ordered all to disarm, while their ship closed. Nevossa and his lieutenant appeared from the bridge, “My rescuers have come! You will be greatly rewarded for your aid to our clan!” Squeezil jumped into Jerrith’s pocket unnoticed amidst the danger.

The apparent leader eyed him coolly, “We will take our reward now, second chief son.” He looked over the Jerrith, the Ueppaah and Shi’Ator captives. “Surrender, Ceph.” All weapons were taken.

“Accursed Cellian trash,” the lord grumbled

Lord Nevosa and his last remaining follower reluctantly kneeled and disarmed. Three of the bird pirates moved to head below decks, but instead are interrupted by Alan, on the stern of the main deck examining the coolant pumps he’d drained in the battle. “We don’t have long. This … ship is going down.”

With speed the captives were moved to the new ship, an ovoid construction of wood and ceramic thrice the size of the Ceph craft. It’s double ram prow propped up the failing vessel to facilitate the evacuation of livestock and treasure. The two Ceph were left to go down with their vessel.

“We can’t just leave them here,”Jerrith protested towards the leader. “No matter what they’ve done, they don’t deserve death like this.”

A large amber eye surveyed the human. “With a ransom the Ceph’s clan will make us an enemy and our … lord here will be trouble aboard. Will you vouch for him?”

Jerrith agreed. Along with the rest of the captive, their former master and his lone lackey joined them in the Cellian ship’s hold.

They were put to work soon doing various chores to make themselves profitable, as opposed to a liability. The security officer helped with lifting and cleaning the vessel. The engineer learned of the workings of the skimma that combusted a resin and ash mixture to power it’s electrical systems – not much unlike a old steam boat’s engine used coal. He and the Cellian Engineer discussed designs to improve efficiency. Despite being surrounded by evolved raptors, Squeezils tricks and boldness gained her the post of ship’s mascot.

Early in the two humans were brought before Skiiar, the captain of the Sky Harbinger. He inquired of their origin and was too well traveled to accept that they were from a far shiff. Alan admitted that they were from an entirely different sphere, and noticed the way this upset – rather than surprised – the Cellian pirate. Satisfied despite being confused, he explained his people place in the world. The avians had the best ships, indeed being the inventors of Argen lift technology, but lacked the numbers and weaponry to be a true power. Their itinerant moving took them across the skyscape farther than any other people had ventured and made them a hard target for enemies but their weapons were inferior, living wood and crystal staves that recharged via unusual for of photosynthesis.

The revelation made the newcomers feel a bit more accepted over time. After a week they were considered nearly at the rank of crew. Pulling into port at the Veddas shiff city Veddalo, Skiiar declared the Ceph captives free. Gorax, Sylex and company bid their allies farewell, as did the Cellian crew with their pet.

Skiiar and his guard disembarked Margonar and his lord Nevosa in chains. Pausing before Jerrith, the chief son spit at the human and swore, “When I am back to my people you will have made a strong enemy, hoo-mon.” He was led away, but his gaze stayed on the man.

Veddalo was full of more biodiversity then the Earthers could have dreamed of: bipedal equine creature, white skinned with blue-haired humanoids, and centaur shaped alligators. They immediately looked for work.

A gecko like alien, Oakiino, offered Squeezil a job killing vermin in his establishment – in exchange for room and board for her and a companion. She accepted and the group was led to social business of some kind proclaiming a sign with some alien scrawl – whatever effect let them understand spoken language didn’t extend to writing – and a strange picture that must be related to it’s function. Within the cellar of the … Party Seal … brothel?, she encounters an insectile plant creature that stained her with glowing ink. She defeated the strange creature to earn her supper.

That night, she dreamt of flying to an ancient ruined skimma of huge proportions. The construction was mysteriously familiar to her. A rusted out artificial shiff coated in cryptic hieroglyphs filled with strange whistling winds. Something import rests here.  

Jerrith secured a position in a hunting party for the rare and valued Prymaat eggs – the young of some forest beast of Veddas. Boasting that his carbine can make big wholes in things, at a distance, gets his foot in the door. Hopefully he wouldn’t need to make too many wholes. Once the clip on his M-6 was done they’d likely have to make more bullets – if gunpowder’s ingredients even existed here. His employer, a hairless feline named Kyapen, had some dealing with the gecko for sponsorship of the expedition.

Alan tried to find employment with a scent dealer, but the alien ungulate creature found the human scent much more enthralling, and tried to capture the man. After a short tussle, the man found lodging and work at the metal crafters. Warding off a potential thief, earned him the storekeepers respect and an introduction to a member of the widely known Myessi people.

Many of his questions were not answered, as the girl was a mere courier, but he got the idea of the height of their skimma technology. They were’nt very fast at all, espcially compared to the Cellians design. The woman out of curiosity locks amber colored eyes with his and is able to view his surface thoughts, which replay at high speed in his own awareness. Stunned, the courier goes about her business before he can question further.

Alan joined the rest of his companions that morning, as they prepared for the Prymaat hunt. Heading down the street were three other teams, one of sturdy goat-like creatures, a squad of auburn furred Ueppaah and another of armor clad bipedal iguanas, amidst a large amount of fanfare for this apparent seasonal hunt festival.

Would they be able to tell beast from being? Was their greatest threat from the unknown wilds of Veddas, this Prymaat or their competitors.

 

Underworld III – Rise of the Lame-ans

I hate marketing because it targets the superficial with flashy imagery and gets people to see a movie at least once. Someone looses one hour and thirty-two minutes, but that’s not an atrocity. What sucks is the number of people they get to spend just $15, which grows into millions if not billions of dollars that somehow communicates this is a good piece.

Actually, that’s idealistic. The mountain of money says, “People like these images, so lets sell them more no matter what thin narrative links them.” And so they do with gusto.

I thought Underworld was okay. Not an exemplar of the action genre, nor bad enough for me to advocate forced castration for writer/director Len Wiseman with a glowing hot Garden Weasel. The sequel was okay mainly cause Beckinsale was more naked in it and it continued an interesting story about the ancient Lycan/Vamp war – pitting our heroes against the first Vampire and Werewolf.

Underworld 3 is a prequel that fleshes out an expositional flashback in the first movie. If you knew this going in I really hoped you’d have told me before I went … Now I hate you.

Rhona Mitra, Beckinsale understudy, has a few combat scenes but without much of the eye-popping affects that the original established. In her defense, she wasn’t out of place with the other cast. Michael Sheen, playing the Lycan leader Lucian, didn’t get an Oscar nod for Frost/Nixon because of his involvement with this installment, if not this series, I‘m convinced.

When you do a prequel the aim is – or fucking should be – to add depth to established characters, especially since you know the gist of how things are going to go down. It’s one of the few successes of the Star Wars prequels. We learn more about Vader – though we make not like Whiney McSand pants. It was revealed in the original that Victor kills Sonja for getting knocked up by Lucian, whom then goes ape shit and frees the Lycans. This flick added nothing much more to the back-story Underworld gave us.

The big Black dude Lycan NEEDS an explanation for what he’s doing in Dark Ages Europe. The love between Sonja and Lucian needs to be clear and real enough to explain why they’d risk so much besides Full Moon Fever. Victor, master of the Vampires, is an asshole arrogant enough to beat the shit out his Lycan slaves tasked with guarding them while they slept during the day … when the moon is full? Brilliant.

The special effects were good but nothing we’ve never seen and it’s a let down made especially potent since really THIS IS THE ONLY REASON TO SEE THIS FLICK! Werewolves are much stronger than Vampires, but Vampires are faster and can use smarter tactics – you’d think. The climax was just werewolves jump the walls and chow down on Vampire.

Don’t rent this. Wait until you get insomnia and catch it on cable by accident three years from now. Assuming you aren’t pissed off by the shit storm Underworld 4 was when you saw it in the future … or remember me saying so here … linked to my review of it … that will be … then?

The Game Play’s the Thing

… wherein you’ll catch the mind of the players.

Once upon a time, GM’s were the Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger of their gaming story, which were almost by default a species of fantasy/horror. The accursed random encounter his weapon of choice:

“What luck finding a proper privy in this dungeon. The fur-lined seat is warm and inviting, until the MIMIC’S CLAWS FORM BETWEEN YOUR KNEES AND …!”

The tradition has been kept alive on a pile of dead characters; their tear-stained and balled up sheets stuffed into a pillow for the veteran GM to sit upon like a throne of honor – speaking their accolades and soaking their flatulence – hopefully. Now, this current generation is talking about story games – mechanically letting the players assert some authorship into how their characters behave, aspire and expire horribly. What’s a GM to do?

I’m not talking about simply loosening or eliminating the plot rails, listening to what they wish will happen next nor mining their Oliver Twist length and tone back stories for plot ideas. I’m talking about full authorship. “Axehaft Furrypiece leads the group through the tundra to a small barbarian village, not unlike the one he grew up in. Tell us, what we see.” The player creates the exposition and you’ve got nothing planned outside of a note reading “barbarian village in peril”.

Many a game master can’t get into this loss of control, like an ambush predator being hand fed in the zoo. The king has become committee chairmen, the game master is mere participant. Others have grown to enjoy the crafting of an intricate tale that they gradually reveal to their quasi-captive player audience, and now would have to endure listening to large chunks of their awesome world get soiled upon by these rank amateurs: “This road leads to Rainbow Village, where beautiful topless female centaur-unicorns frolic all day in tickle fights, make magic weapons for pleasant visitors and pee cure potions.”

Story games need not be this way, and may still capture the shared creativity of the entire group. Here are methods of managing a shared story:

1. Genre Convention: Put your Sailor Moon dress away! The genre of the game you’re running should be or implicitly is agreed upon by everyone that joins the game. Unless you’re playing in a setting with randomly opening … rifts to other dimensions (shame on you) your setting is going to have some tropes going into it. D&D doesn’t have starships … good D&D doesn’t have starships. Besides technology there is also certain a tone all should agree upon. There’s no Smurf village in Ravenloft, unless the little imps attack in zombie swarms.

2. Delegate to Democracy: Your disapproval of something can get you labeled as exercising unfair fiat – a lavender F stamped on your screen. Players will stop volunteering ’cause you may just shut it down. When something weird rubs you wrong, open it to the whole group. “Does it make sense to everyone that the orphaned rogue has a rich philanthropist Uncle that loves and showers him in gold?” “No” is the obvious answer, but if they say yes to something else be ready to roll with it. If they say yes to the ridiculous – it’s probably pay back for your past ridiculousness (a barrel full of stirges or chuul in the bath tub) and they’re likely just testing you. Control your instinct to set up a TPK! It’s time to level up as a GM.

3. Compromise: this can be the most fun and creatively challenging. Work your own vision into the player proposed idea while letting it remain true. The devil, the DM, is in the details. There is a Rainbow Village populated by female centaur unicorns that craft magic weapons – so they‘re kind of high leveled. They do tickle fight and have Tasha’s Hideous Laughter as a spell-like touch attack. They give pleasant visitors swag, but are very sensitive ladies. Rude visitors have their XP harvested via fey ritual to craft their items. A single snide remark or unflattering perkiness comment will trigger a high level magic item equipped battle hard enough to get the characters leaping for every puddle on the prairie hoping it’s cure potion.

Twenty-Four Reasons

24 kicks ass, has won Emmys for those buttocks booted, and despite being on hiatus – due to whiney writers – is back as good as ever for the seventh season to cram more shoe into rectum. Ironically, this action is the one interrogation technique Jack “bane of Chuck Norris” Bauer won’t do.

Still, there are some of you that don’t watch it yet still possesses average or above mental faculties, I.e. aren’t stupid – to make it plain for those just making it to average level. Here are twenty-four reasons to watch 24.

24. There’s nothing remotely as good on TV at Monday 9 pm, unless you’re a girl or wish you were born one.

23. No other show creates tension as well. Everything has a deadline that if it isn’t met will severely fuck up lots of people. There’s even deadline in deadlines. The FBI is coming so the Terrorists must force the Sangala President out of his safe room before he dies making the undercover good guys into bad guys. Thank god for commercials.

22. Keifer Sutherland is aging pretty well.

21. There are few over arching mysteries, unlike Lost. The main question is how is Jack going to pull this off and after the commercial break – in which the story is going on camera – the answer comes. It’s reply, AWESOMENESS.

20. The writers of 24 are visionaries. Season 1 had a cool ass Black president, and not a globetrotting light skinned one either, good old Mississippi black. This season, Madame President Taylor is the chief, which forecasts the Hill-Dawg striking back. Relax; it’s fiction.

19. Main characters die when you least expect it, and stay dead. The stakes are high like the real world.

18. Tony Almeida is back from the dead!

17. As reasons 18 & 19 show, you can’t predict where the story will go but guaranteed things will get worse.

16. Issues are ripped from the headlines. Bauer is under subpoena to testify for all his torturing in the past given the new administration, but a crisis brings him back to the field to avert disaster … and torture some more.

15. “Look! I’m going to shoot you. Please, go along with it; I’ve got a plan” Who the hell else could pull that line off?

14. Actions have real consequences measured in time and implications carried to other parts of the overall plot. There’s a delay to dump a body, so the terrorists can‘t get their hostage and need to crash a plain to show they‘re still a threat, now we wonder will the lady President back down and put more trust in her adviser whom is in league with the terrorists?

13. If you tie someone up with duct tape and taunt them, they can bite out your throat and use your blood to soften the tape to escape. It’s a fact.

12. Bauer makes a better bad guy than the bad guys!

11. Geeks are given a place of respect without drowning us in overly technical jargon. We can track the movements of the bodyguards by their cell phones and overlay it to the building plans. Who cares how?!

10. Watching 24 has been shown to correlate with virility and coolness.

9. Being on broadcast TV, it’s free to watch and is well worth the cost of a DTV conversion box.

8. Former President Clinton when interviewed regarding matters of national policy has referenced examples from 24 twice, and he’s a Rhodes scholar!

7. Name another show that detonated a nuclear bomb in L.A. … I’m waiting … thought not!

6. The previous 6 seasons are on DVD and it’s winter. Take some unused vacation and you can catch up. In this economic climate, I’m sure your supervisor wouldn’t mind.

5. The clean-cut character Sam Hillenger of the FBI impersonated his boss to get his wife to safety, but is also cheating on her. Yet, he’s still up to something and I‘m dying to see what.

4. Janeane Garafalo is an FBI tech specialist that will no doubt match Hack Fu with Chloe from the disbanded Counter Terrorist Unit. Catfight! Wouldn’t that be better than watching them mud wrestle?

3. Frequent Trek actor Tony Todd is playing the genocidal African dictator General Juma. He’s great in everything.

2. If Tony’s back, they may bring back Michelle Dessler-Almeida. Trust me, she does more than seductively climbing on bookshelves. I doubt it, but one can hope.

1. Jack Bauer is the shit.

Dominion Cast 23 – Anime-zing Classics

Marcel, Heaven, myself and Hunin discuss Anime of the ages. We contemplate it’s influence on our own home grown Americanime (Hunin’s term), discuss our views on hentai and debate if Japan is bigger than Manhattan.

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Dominion Cast 23 download (46 mins. 43MB)

Music from demo by fonetik
Dr. Tran
New Forums!!!! … eventually
Fist of the North Star
More Muscle Butt
Weird Titles
Robotech and Robots (
Robotech Shadow Chronicles)
Miyazachi Miy-Ass
Coondocks
Lost in Translation
Hentai? No!

In Defiance of Drama

Ed Zwick’s Defiance is an action/drama with smidgen of schmaltz (a word from Yiddish meaning “chick flick romantic bullshit” – not literally). At the same time, it’s definitely not an all out action flick. At no time does Dan Craig mug for the camera, “Bielski. Tuvia Bielski” before flying down a zip line one-handed blasting Nazi‘s with a Tommy gun in the other and humming Havah Nagilah. If he did I’d be rooting for the Germans – and I HATE rooting for the Germans.

Glory. Legends of the Fall. Courage under Fire. The Siege. Zwick knows his stuff and adds another to this impressive portfolio. Despite strong allusions to the story of Moses, this is a very gritty film without traditional heroes but capturing the reality of men and women just doing their best in a fucked up situation. They steal. They hook up for warmth and to fend off despair – quickly too. Irving didn’t your wife and kid just die a few scenes back? They eat dogs and horses, kosher – maybe not, but ain‘t no manna from the sky for this tribe. Interspersed through are glimpses of normal life, especially romance, which doesn’t quite undermine the intensity but does NOT help it. They kill, although this last part is by far the easiest when your enemy is committing atrocities and means to wipe you off the Earth, and has the ability. A major theme is the formation of community amidst the state of nature. The one family, the foundation of this a micro-society, is broken by it’s grief.

Tuvia and Zus are the eldest brothers of the Bielski family. Being smugglers and bootleggers they know to evade their hunters and in doing so pick up refuges looking for safety under their protection. Tuvia is the most conscientious and is played exceedingly well by Daniel Craig. He wishes to take in everyone, accepting the hardships of leadership. Liev Schreiber plays Zus, the brother that simply wants to fight back in eye for an eye fashion. Of course there’s a schism, even a Romulus/Remus fight, leaving Tuvai to effectively serve as savior to his people. Most of the film focuses on this wilderness community as it goes through its first winter. There is dissention in the ranks counter balanced by a traditional wedding, tragedy and joy. In the end, Zus and Tuvia reconcile and we’re told they survived with 1200 people.

Defiance is a good movie, but not a great one. Poignancy was lacking since the biggest threat to this Jewish colony were it’s own members mostly. It wasn’t until the end that the Germans even showed up to try to kill them and the film reverts into an action flick with some pointless heroics, with the cavalry coming in the nick of time. Kind of doesn’t do the struggle justice, but definitely watch-able.