Unless you’ve been in a coma, yet linked to the da Dominion via telepathic modem (a benefit for our donating citizens), you know the United States of American has inaugurated it’s first half-Kenyan half-White Hawaiian-born President.

This is inspiring in it’s realization of the potential of many Americans burdened by partial familial association with Black culture. Now these “zebras”, as called by George Jefferson, have a shot of being noticed by the public eye and accepted by the US mainstream.

Halle Berry
Vin Diesel
Tiger Woods
Thandie Newton
Sade
Rosario Dawson
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Mariah Carey
Lenny Kravitz
Bob Marely
Jimi Hendrix
Alicia Keys
Smokey Robinson
and Derek Jeter

All these entertainers/athletes can finally attain the celebrity they so richly deserve now that Barry O. has broken down the walls!

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