Some of you super sensitive punks may remember the article Disgusting Democracy, in which your Dominus decried the right of retarded people to vote. I stand by it. Let them pay the social dues of walking a Trail of Tears and starting a Civil Rights Movement to get the political say of any other minority [...]

After watching the new Seth Rogan romp, Observe and Report (OaR), I thought to myself “Finally! A movie with more penis than Watchmen – and without the distraction of good plot and effects!”

My boy Dan has started running a game for our local group to take some of the slack off me. The price being an awesomely creative force of gaming is that you’re often barred from the player role, so this is very welcome.
The campaign is Shadowrun circa 2050, using a homebrewed system combining elements [...]

Over the weekend at Wordsmythe’s PG-rated bachelor party I learned of a heinous plot to shackle da Dominion, the greater blogaverse and the entirety of the Internet. By the way, playing Rock Band for nine hours is every bit as fun as making it rain on exotically buxom naked glitter-smeared ass – especially during [...]

On this the 17th day of Iunius (”I” makes the “J” sound aka April for you uncultured readers), we mark the anniversary of Da Dominion.

Observe this day in one of the following ways:
1. Approach someone you know and rudely critique something you honestly don’t like about them. The more detailed the better but keep it [...]

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Jamie Foxx has beaten and raped Disney teen star Miley Cyrus …
Wait! … What? … A verbal attack? Let’s check the record then: