Monthly Archives: April 2009

Conservatives can’t Connect the Dots

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Some of you super sensitive punks may remember the article Disgusting Democracy, in which your Dominus decried the right of retarded people to vote. I stand by it. Let them pay the social dues of walking a Trail of Tears and starting a Civil Rights Movement to get the political say of any other minority group. Earning it through pity and cuteness is hollow, but if that‘s their weapon of acceptance - I do reluctantly applaud them.

I’ve recently read an online article on the study The Irony of Satire: Political Ideology and the Motivation to See What You Want to See in The Colbert Report that now suggests some of them maybe focused in the Conservative movement:
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Mavion of the Shadows

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My boy Dan has started running a game for our local group to take some of the slack off me. The price being an awesomely creative force of gaming is that you’re often barred from the player role, so this is very welcome.

The campaign is Shadowrun circa 2050, using a homebrewed system combining elements of all four editions. This is my first real foray into the setting; but after reading it’s substantial background I’m very inspired by this cyberpunk/urban fantasy. Yeah, genre mash ups aren’t usually my thing yet here I am presenting a character study of my newest player character: David “Dark Friend” Mavion.

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NET THREAT!!!

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Over the weekend at Wordsmythe’s PG-rated bachelor party I learned of a heinous plot to shackle da Dominion, the greater blogaverse and the entirety of the Internet. By the way, playing Rock Band for nine hours is every bit as fun as making it rain on exotically buxom naked glitter-smeared ass – especially during a recession where your purchasing power is limited.

The threat:
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A Year of Domination

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On this the 17th day of Iunius (“I” makes the “J” sound aka April for you uncultured readers), we mark the anniversary of Da Dominion.

Observe this day in one of the following ways:

1. Approach someone you know and rudely critique something you honestly don’t like about them. The more detailed the better but keep it brief. Example, “Larry, I’m glad your new marriage is going well and understand that you guys are passionate in the morning, but your breath smells like a fishmarket strewn with rotten coffee grounds every morning and the white crust on your collar is nauseating. Try some AM lovin’ BEFORE the shower, ya ape.”

2. Give a holler with da Dominion call sign in a public gathering to get the word out. Example, “Family and friends we gather today to lay to rest one Marcus James – loving father, loyal husband, compassionate frie – DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINIOOOOON!”

3. Leave a comment on your favorite article or Dominion Cast episode of this past year.

4. Buy our shit. It’s like a gift to us that is also a gift for yourself that we allow you to pay for.

Thank you citizens for your continued reading, feedback and support.