… and congrats to the new Mr. and Mrs. Anson “Wordsmythe” Rhodes.

Valentines Day, we know the appropriate gift is a dick-in-a-box for the special woman in your life. There is no more primal complement to a girlfriend than a ribbon-wrapped engorged phalus. Not only does it say, “I care” but “I’m still interested”.

What about for that special lady that birthed and raised you, and who may be alone in her middle years? The answer: a good friend with a mature fetish.

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