Part of the stupidity of racism is that we’re all part of a single human family.

The other part is having to deal with that  family.

Differences of pigment matter little in actuality, despite the history of man’s conflicts. Roman’s beefed with the Carthaginians. China and Japan have a bloody past. Rich white people look down on poor white people – until they need a baby without the messy pregnancy … or sex involved.

It is a genetically proven archeological fact that humans came from Africa. The ape climbed down from the tree, picked up a rock and gave the hyenas a middle finger. They ate the shit out that ape, but the others were moved to carry own. Three million years later, wearing hyena skin slippers, we’re moving to the suburbs of Europe and Asia.

We’re all Black. Some are more light-skinned, some are more yellow-tinged and some are more likely to get pulled over by police.

A certain member of my family loves to extol this fact whenever praise is given to a culture not of our own. I won’t be specific out of respect for her choice to birth me.

We all know Africans built the pyramids, innovated traffic lights, open-heart surgery and invented peanut butter. Some say George Carver ripped off the  Indians but the NAA-Inca-P has never protested. So, she insists on claiming the best of all human invention for our culture since we’re the first:

Religion by the Black man “God, help us find some place cooler than Africa!”

Literature by the Black man “Graffiti ain’t nothing but modern hieroglyphs.”

Airplanes by Blacks “Wilbur and Orville Wright were an eighth Black … I read it some where … I think.”

Nuclear weapons? “The Jews made them.

“Einstein split the atom so he could charge White folks the same price they pay for whole atoms. They so small, who could tell?”

Aren’t Jewish people Black too? They’ve even got the fro’s like we do.

The morale: Family is hard to deal with, but they are family – whether you agree or not.

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