Da Dominion – like other esteemed institutions of learning and science – holds that alien life on other worlds is statistically likely. Have they arrived? We offer a guide to IDing E.T.s (extra-terrestials):
#1. We don’t think this is an alien because it was killed by teenagers with sticks and rocks!

Much “art” such as this been spread across the internet and news since the healthcare reform flaming started. Photoshop is a marvelous tool for artistic expression, even for idiots. It’s said that opinions are as common as they – assholes – are, but this overlooks that opinions are only credible when backed by knowledge in [...]

Last week, Dr. Henry Louis Gates was arrested for disorderly conduct because he stuck up for his legal rights.
As another black intellect, I propose some tips to avoid this happening to you if you weren’t born Caucasian.

You avid Youtubers already know, but while we’ve been deciding whether to have a Christian or Gay American Idol, the UK’s version – Britain’s Got Talent – is dealing with a far more complex musical decision: can this golden-voiced man-bear-pig actually become their idol?

Take yo money frum wear ya mouth is, pod-nuh!

1. Biz Markie was never an OG, “original gangsta” rapper. His top songs were Just a Friend and Pick’in Boggers. Ice “Fuck the Police” Cube was an OG – until he started making family films.
2. Learn the names of the people you show pics of, [...]

Miss California gets in a scandal for showing some side-boob in photos. Really? A young lady reinforced to value her looks took a picture showcasing that asset, like Hudgens, Kardashian, Cyrus and Lohan? Prejean’s pics in these times are as scandalous as a nineteen year-old drinking wine. Vanessa Williams displayed nappy snatch more courageously twenty-five [...]

Over the weekend at Wordsmythe’s PG-rated bachelor party I learned of a heinous plot to shackle da Dominion, the greater blogaverse and the entirety of the Internet. By the way, playing Rock Band for nine hours is every bit as fun as making it rain on exotically buxom naked glitter-smeared ass – especially during [...]