Da Dominion – like other esteemed institutions of learning and science – holds that alien life on other worlds is statistically likely. Have they arrived? We offer a guide to IDing E.T.s (extra-terrestials):
#1. We don’t think this is an alien because it was killed by teenagers with sticks and rocks!
Much “art” such as this been spread across the internet and news since the healthcare reform flaming started. Photoshop is a marvelous tool for artistic expression, even for idiots. It’s said that opinions are as common as they – assholes – are, but this overlooks that opinions are only credible when backed by knowledge in context.
Da Dominion is generally more towards the left of the political spectrum, but our quest for Truth requires we look at the similarities between former German Chancellor Adoph Hitler and United States President Barack Obama.
You avid Youtubers already know, but while we’ve been deciding whether to have a Christian or Gay American Idol, the UK’s version – Britain’s Got Talent – is dealing with a far more complex musical decision: can this golden-voiced man-bear-pig actually become their idol?
1. Biz Markie was never an OG, “original gangsta” rapper. His top songs were Just a Friend and Pick’in Boggers. Ice “Fuck the Police” Cube was an OG – until he started making family films.
2. Learn the names of the people you show pics of, Cenk (lead Turk).
3. Live by the bling, die by the bling.
Basing your street cred on how shiny you are has never been really valid to me – if I can even use precise words like “valid” to describe anything “street”. As a poetic art that details urban culture, rappers that write rhymes that sound like luxury commercials are missing the mark by far. Not every song has to be about food stamps, whoring your chick for crack money or fuck’in chicks whoring for crack and other real depressing happenings, but how about some … um … what’s it called … CREATIVITY?
4. Cenk: stop projecting your gayness onto blinggers. Li’l John is the last one I’d call gay.
Miss California gets in a scandal for showing some side-boob in photos. Really? A young lady reinforced to value her looks took a picture showcasing that asset, like Hudgens, Kardashian, Cyrus and Lohan? Prejean’s pics in these times are as scandalous as a nineteen year-old drinking wine. Vanessa Williams displayed nappy snatch more courageously twenty-five years ago and as much tit profile and airbrushed ass last year.
We turn from a beauty pageant runner up to another woman of scandalous opinion, but on the opposite pole of the female spectrum: old, Black lesbian Wanda Sykes (I PROMISE no nude pics of her follow).
Over the weekend at Wordsmythe’s PG-rated bachelor party I learned of a heinous plot to shackle da Dominion, the greater blogaverse and the entirety of the Internet. By the way, playing Rock Band for nine hours is every bit as fun as making it rain on exotically buxom naked glitter-smeared ass – especially during a recession where your purchasing power is limited.