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		<title>IDing Aliens</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Da Dominion &#8211; like other esteemed institutions of learning and science &#8211; holds that alien life on other worlds is statistically likely. Have they arrived? We offer a guide to IDing E.T.s (extra-terrestials): #1. We don&#8217;t think this is an alien because it was killed by teenagers with sticks and rocks! Where&#8217;s the laser guns [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adolph Obama?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Much &#8220;art&#8221; such as this been spread across the internet and news since the healthcare reform flaming started. Photoshop is a marvelous tool for artistic expression, even for idiots. It&#8217;s said that opinions are as common as they &#8211; assholes &#8211; are, but this overlooks that opinions are only credible when backed by knowledge in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Avoid Arrest</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, Dr. Henry Louis Gates was arrested for disorderly conduct because he stuck up for his legal rights. As another black intellect, I propose some tips to avoid this happening to you if you weren&#8217;t born Caucasian. First some background: Letterman-style top ten list of how to avoid being arrested like Dr. Gates. #10 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boylin&#8217; Over with Talent</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 22:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You avid Youtubers already know, but while we&#8217;ve been deciding whether to have a Christian or Gay American Idol, the UK&#8217;s version &#8211; Britain&#8217;s Got Talent &#8211; is dealing with a far more complex musical decision: can this golden-voiced man-bear-pig actually become their idol? Vocal talent sadly isn&#8217;t enough to be a singing star; this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Busted Bling</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 00:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take yo money frum wear ya mouth is, pod-nuh! 1. Biz Markie was never an OG, &#8220;original gangsta&#8221; rapper. His top songs were Just a Friend and Pick&#8217;in Boggers. Ice &#8220;Fuck the Police&#8221; Cube was an OG &#8211; until he started making family films. 2. Learn the names of the people you show pics of, [...]]]></description>
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