Man wants pretty girl,
but sad when she sobers up

to leave ugly guy.
Woman wants nice man,
so sensitive, but mad when

he cums quick then cries.

Much “art” such as this been spread across the internet and news since the healthcare reform flaming started. Photoshop is a marvelous tool for artistic expression, even for idiots. It’s said that opinions are as common as they – assholes – are, but this overlooks that opinions are only credible when backed by knowledge in [...]

Long before we had D-list celebrities competed over who can endure longer without room service while sweating in a tropical forest and regularly voting off whomever bitches the most we had a species of reality TV known as the talk show. Here people talk about shameful things, proudly or regretfully, that make us feel like [...]

Being a former minscule fixture of the Detroit Hip-Hop scene (read: I did some smokin’ trees and rhymin’ in da cypher) of the early 90’s, I’ve always been of a split mind about Eminem.
On the one cerebral hemisphere, he’s representing the hometown well being perhaps the most technically complex rapper around. Even the quasi-autobiographical [...]

New on DVD is the remake of the 1951 sci-fi classic The Day the Earth Stood Still (TDESS). When an old piece of excellence is updated there is a tension between staying True to the original themes while still updating the work to appeal to contemporary audiences. After all, how many movies do you and [...]

NBC has produced a new culinary competition reality show – The Chopping Block – for its line up and is advertising it to be similar to Hell’s Kitchen (HK) on FOX with a highly skilled British asshole being the main judge. This time we have uber chef Marco Pierre White: first British chef to get three Michelin [...]

“Appearing on “The Tonight Show,” the president [Barack Obama] told host Jay Leno he’d been practicing at the White House’s bowling alley but wasn’t happy with his score of 129. Then he rolled a gutter ball by quipping: “It was like the Special Olympics or something.

“The audience laughed, but the White House quickly recognized the [...]