Man wants pretty girl,
but sad when she sobers up
to leave ugly guy.
Woman wants nice man,
so sensitive, but mad when
he cums quick then cries.
Duo of Desires (in haiku)
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Tag Archives: Versus
Adolph Obama?
Much “art” such as this been spread across the internet and news since the healthcare reform flaming started. Photoshop is a marvelous tool for artistic expression, even for idiots. It’s said that opinions are as common as they – assholes – are, but this overlooks that opinions are only credible when backed by knowledge in context.
Da Dominion is generally more towards the left of the political spectrum, but our quest for Truth requires we look at the similarities between former German Chancellor Adoph Hitler and United States President Barack Obama.
Talk Shame Shows
Long before we had D-list celebrities competed over who can endure longer without room service while sweating in a tropical forest and regularly voting off whomever bitches the most we had a species of reality TV known as the talk show. Here people talk about shameful things, proudly or regretfully, that make us feel like saints compared to the shit they air.
Emo Eminem Again
Being a former minscule fixture of the Detroit Hip-Hop scene (read: I did some smokin’ trees and rhymin’ in da cypher) of the early 90′s, I’ve always been of a split mind about Eminem.
On the one cerebral hemisphere, he’s representing the hometown well being perhaps the most technically complex rapper around. Even the quasi-autobiographical movie he made – although excellant only in it’s soundtrack – is named for the street I grew up on and still live near, 8-Mile. Yet, on the other neural lobe I could never really get into his music for its soul-crushing content .
A Hundred Minutes of Standing Still
New on DVD is the remake of the 1951 sci-fi classic The Day the Earth Stood Still (TDESS). When an old piece of excellence is updated there is a tension between staying True to the original themes while still updating the work to appeal to contemporary audiences. After all, how many movies do you and your grandpa both enjoy – outside certain universals? Fortunately for them, the makers of the 2008 version hold so little regard for their audience they avoid this tension by just saying “Fuck it.” to most of the original movie’s style and insight.
Sagely with a Side of Pretention
NBC has produced a new culinary competition reality show – The Chopping Block – for its line up and is advertising it to be similar to Hell’s Kitchen (HK) on FOX with a highly skilled British asshole being the main judge. This time we have uber chef Marco Pierre White: first British chef to get three Michelin stars (a big deal in restaurants), star of UK Hell’s Kitchen, former teacher of Gordon Ramsey (like Obi Wan to Ramsey’s Anakin, but with the lava damage limited to the face) and weird food guru that speaks in fortune cooking maxims.
“If you want to run a restaurant … you must put your balls on the table”
Even if the show is called the chopping block?
Quick Thoughts on Slow Learners
“Appearing on “The Tonight Show,” the president [Barack Obama] told host Jay Leno he’d been practicing at the White House’s bowling alley but wasn’t happy with his score of 129. Then he rolled a gutter ball by quipping: “It was like the Special Olympics or something.
“The audience laughed, but the White House quickly recognized the blunder. “
– TwinCities.com
So, the first quarter 2009 G. W. Bush Award for Socio-Political Stupidity goes to his otherwise smooth, caring and messianic successor Barack Obama. Some of you may feel crestfallen that your incarnation of the perfect leader has been tarnished by his own casual insensitivity. The cognitive dissonance is causing your mind to severely twist itself inside out like an ugly girl trying to get attention.
Before you burn your “Yes, We Can!” T-shirts or take a cheese grater to the Obama tattoo, da Dominion saves your peace of mind with this simple Truth: retardation is taken too seriously.
